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Well since its all about rice ownage, It happened yesterday. The wife had takin the kids up to the ice cream store, she was in her mini van, coming out of the store a bunch of kids challenged her to a race. They stated they wanted to run for 100.00. She came home talking about the punks up there and said they asked her to race. I laughed, grabed the keys to the old charger, told her come on lets go make some money. The place is only 2 blocks away from the house.
Me and the wife pull up, i show (2) 100.00 bills and say lets go. All i can tell you is the thing had some big ass wing on it , and about a 5" dia tail pipe . THEY WOULD NOT RACE .
I said come on guys the car is 33 years old, its i tired old man. They just sat there didnt say a word , except " no thank you". I said hey you wanted to race my wife i'll let her drive , come on just for fun then no cash, (add a few engine rev's) . Still no race, they would not even turn a crank, they all just turned around and walked into the store (sigh)
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