Why are ricers so persistant?

[WishIHadACamaro]

Originally Posted by chuckspeed

I hear ya on the ricers. Went out lookin' for SEMB'rs last nite (none) and this kid inna Honda Accord with the exhaust system sawed off attempts to give Max a go. I ignored him; he went so far as to CUT ME OFF and hit the brakes in an attempt to engage!

Idiot.

a few lites later, he attempts to smoke his tires at the lite; little chirping wheehops is all he got B4 bogging and rolling off the lite at SUV speed. Max was matchin' his rate of acceleration - with a 1/4" push on the throttle.

Max is not in fightin' trim yet; gotta tune him up and bolt the drag stuff back on for the summer. As a result, he's like drivin' ice in 1st and 2nd; I can blow the tires away at will.

As I listened to the Wal-Mart shriek off my left, knowing the numbnut behind the wheel was havin' the race of his life (in his exhaust fume-affected mind) I thought, 'aww - whuthehell. Sometimes ya shoot a fish in a barrel just for the heckuvit.

Soo...I whapped the throttle plates open for a quickie two-second burst. The sound of an open-piped sewing machine motor was instantly drowned out by the stacatto of Max's now burnt-out glasspacks...Hell, the induction noise was louder than that penalty box of a car the kid was drivin! Max's tires broke loose, and we opened up four lengths while layin' rubber and smoke.

I think the kid wet his pants. he left Max alone after that.

Now thats puttin him in his place.

Cant believe he would have the nerve to cut you off and stomp on the brakes. What a dick!

[Z28SHAKER]

Nice, ricers are allways wanting to race muscle cars and after you killem they still comeback and want more *r

[greasemonkey]

a few years ago I was driving the '56 down the freeway and a little primered hatchback, body kit, ass-tastic fart can and an A-pillar full of water temp guages(okay, maybe they weren't all water temp); blew by me, piped me and turned on his flashers. I got even with him, as soon I'd get on it he'd lift every time. get back to cruising he'd do the same thing, get a few carlengths back, get on it and fly past me. so i followed him off the freeway, 2am we're at a red light almost out of town, green, he just sits there. so we get to the next light and I ask him wtf, let's see what you've got?
"no man, I don't want to race, your shit's too heavy. I'll beat you by too much."
"isn't that a good time to race, when you know you'll win?"
"it's not worth my gas, your shit's too heavy, I'll beat you"
"i'll give you $5 to race me, win or lose"
"fuck you, you're shit's too heavy, you'll lose"
that's the point where i spun a donut in front of him and took off back towards the freeway.
that's the kind of guy you can tell to repeat "i am sofa king we todd id" and he'd never get it.

[rensink12]

sweet :smt023

[WishIHadACamaro]

what a fucking clown ass faggot.