Happy Birthday Chuck!!

BlownMe · #1 (**permalink**) 03-10-2006, 04:44 PM

He is 66 today. When Chuck Norris saw his mother bringing him a birthday cake, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face, killing her instantly. His mother should know that Chuck Norris doesn't like cake, he likes ice cream.

#2 (**permalink**) 03-10-2006, 06:42 PM

lmfao.... ooo jeez.....

Ta Jay · #3 (**permalink**) 03-10-2006, 09:44 PM

alright another chuck fan!

White Phoenix · #4 (**permalink**) 03-10-2006, 10:27 PM

i heard Chuck ran her over with his ice cream truck covered in human skulls

Admin · #5 (**permalink**) 03-11-2006, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ta Jay

alright another chuck fan!

I thought he was talking about Chuckspeed until I saw Norris :)lol

By the way where is Chuckspeed?

#6 (**permalink**) 03-11-2006, 08:13 AM

i thought the same thing erik.... n i duno.. we havnt seen or heard from him in awhile... startin to miss those stories

BlownMe · #7 (**permalink**) 03-11-2006, 12:13 PM

I heard Chuck Norris gave Chuckspeed a chop to the throat for having the same first name.

WishIHadACamaro · #8 (**permalink**) 03-11-2006, 12:20 PM

chuck norris. :h

78KingCobra · #9 (**permalink**) 03-11-2006, 01:09 PM

chuck norris' blood type is KO.

#10 (**permalink**) 03-11-2006, 02:54 PM

^ lmfao @ his blood type