Happy Birthday Chuck!!

[Admin]

Originally Posted by BlownMe

I heard Chuck Norris gave Chuckspeed a chop to the throat for having the same first name.

Must of, he disappeared!!!


:)hb Chuck

[DanO]

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.


Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck
Norris

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

[WishIHadACamaro]

^ killin me dan! :h :h :h :h :h

[BlownMe]

Originally Posted by DanO

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

LMMFAO!! Thats priceless!!!

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

[Psyfire]

LMMFAO!!!