WOW!!!

Ok so I'm going to the store this evening and the temp is roughly 42* and I go out thru the garage on my way to the Av, and I hear this noise from the side of the garage where I keep "Betty". It's like this "pssssst" sound ya' know?

So I go over ther and don't see anyhting....all of the sudden, Betty goes................."HEY YA', FUGGIN BASTARD!!! YOU GONNA EVER TAKE ME OUT AGAIN OR WHATT???" OK, gotta admit I'm a lil taken back here, but I'm like ehhh wtf, ya kno? Been neglecting the girl lately, (and Betty too, hehehehehe) sorry. Anyhow I go to fire her up and she is a bit pissed me thinks 'cus she is slow to turn. But after a turn or two she "roars". Purrin like the kitten she is. I take off and can't help but notice that she is a bit more "perky". I'm like Hmmmm a lil rest musta done her some good. So I kinda take it easy on the way to the store, jus warmin her up ya kno? Lil throttle bump, here, little throttle bump there. No biggie.

I go and get my basic fishizzle, Bacon for breakfast in the morning, some "Dew" for the afternoon tomorrow, and some Heine's for this evening!! :smt025 On the way back tho I get behind THE SLOWEST DICK IN TOWN!!! No shit, this guy is doing.........30 mph in a 55. So "Betty" gives me this look, right. :smt077 I'm like. "No girl we can't pass to many cars/deer, sorry!" She comes back at me and goes ....."but I really want too"!! So being the weak assed wimp that I am when it comes to women, I give in. Not right at that moment tho, you gotta make 'em really want it. We go around the corner and "Betty" actually slowed down on her own.

Then, .......right at about 30............she jumps!!!
WHOLLY FU'KN SHIAT!!!! WOW! She gets a little sideways, tires breakin loose like they never have before.......and for the first time in a long time........I actually let off because I was freakin out! She has never pulled like that before!!

All I can say is these LS1's LOOOOOOOOOVE the cold freakin air!!

So,...................hahahahaha I 'm thinkin I'll take her out again tomorrow!!! '[]=

[Ta Jay]

they really do love cold weather. bak when i used to drive mine it was so nice to get her squirrely here and their. your story kinda reminded me of the chuckspeed stories. made me feel like i was right there sitn on ur lap lmfao! just like ol times pop lmfao!

[the gill]

In your mind jay, you probably were on his lap..... :smt055

Originally Posted by the gill

In your mind jay, you probably were on his lap..... :smt055

OMG now that's friggen funny rite there!!! :h

BTW for the record Jay, I could think of a lot worse things to have in my lap!!! :h

[Ta Jay]

both of u are gettin 10 lashes with a wet noodle! get over here!

See this is what happends when u piss betty off and never take her anyware. Good story ron

[the gill]

Oooooo my Jay, u better get me good you devil you :smt077




















And this is the gay talk thread from here on out.........

lol..... i wana hear more bout wat J's gona do to these guys.. lmfao.... (o)









wow.....





i dont think i do n e more....

Originally Posted by Ta Jay

both of u are gettin 10 lashes with a wet noodle! get over here!

Ummmm, dude??

I got much luv for ya an all, but please tell me that ain't a metaphor ?? :}n

[the gill]

Originally Posted by 02BlkragtopZ

Ummmm, dude??

I got much luv for ya an all, but please tell me that ain't a metephore?? :}n

:)funy